White Chocolate Mocha Frap

Note to young girl girls wearing skirts: if you are going to sit across a small table from, and facing, me a man in a coffee shop while you read a book, sit with your legs crossed.

Otherwise, you will eventually flash me him. Or give me him an extended view of everything.

At least you were she was wearing panties. Size 8. White. And covered with roses. Like these: http://thumbnail.image.rakuten.co.jp/@0_gold/shirohato/img/1311941/1311941_2.jpg

Not that I noticed.

And by the way: Danielle Steel is not a writer. She's a dealer pushing trashy notions of romantic bullshit on the world's junkies. Get a real book by a real writer. I suggest this: http://www.amazon.com/New-Poems-Rainer-Maria-Rilke/dp/0865476128

It even has poems about roses. Like this: http://my_tapestry.tripod.com/inner_rose.html

Oh. And those white chocolate mocha fraps? They go straight to your thighs. Jus' sayin'.